1 Estimating parameters is easier than dealing with real life.
2 Statisticians are significant.
3 I always wanted to learn the entire Greek alphabet.
4 The probability a statistician major will get a job is > .9999.
5 If I flunk out I can always transfer to Engineering.
6 We do it with confidence, frequency, and variability.
7 You never have to be right - only close.
8 We're normal and everyone else is skewed.
9 The regression line looks better than the unemployment line.
10 No one knows what we do so we are always right.
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